Top 10 Other Terrorist Threats

The world must be really scared after these 10 threats from the terrorists

10. “If the UN does not imme­di­ately with­draw sup­port for the US occu­pa­tion of Iraq, the Jihad Broth­er­hood will cut off one of Papa Smurf’s three fingers”

9. “We have cap­tured Rain­bow Brite, and we will hang her as an infi­del at dawn”

7. “If the Amer­i­can infi­dels do not depart Iraq imme­di­ately, the streets will run black with the ink of a thou­sand Etch-a-Sketches”

6. “I swear to Allah, if you do not release our brave war­riors held in cap­tiv­ity, by next week Garfield the cat will have a whole new rea­son to hate Mondays”

5. “You have no chance of defeat­ing us in Iraq, in Afghanistan, or in high-stakes games of Hun­gry Hun­gry Hippos”

4. “We have Jarts and we’re not afraid to use them”

3. “If our demands are not met imme­di­ately, we will begin pes­ter­ing your female sol­diers with our great stock­piles of Mr. Micro­phones; they will not be able to sleep, for our con­stant utter­ances of Hey good-looking, be back to pick you up later!”

2. “Deliver Don­ald Rums­feld to us as a war crim­i­nal for trial or we will take our col­lec­tion of Mup­pets and pose them in the most insidiously-sexual of man­ners; ver­ily, your chil­dren will weep bit­ter tears when they wit­ness Elmo being sodom­ized by the deviant Gonzo and his pan­sex­ual chickens”

Via Aaron (Thank you Aaron that was great).….via ACE