Roads to Iraq

The aged lion: Israel

The Fox: USA

The donkey: leave it to your choice, many fit the descriptions.

The aged lion who is the king of the jungle said to his Prime Minister the fox:
If you don’t arrange a meal for me, I will eat you.
The fox: No, no…I will bring you the donkey to eat him.
The fox went to visit the donkey and said:
Our aged king is look for a successor, if you befriends him, you will be the best candidate.
Donkey: Are you sure?
Fox: yes.

In his way with the fox, the donkey was dreaming about his new kingdom, when he arrived by the lion and even before saying a single word, the lion attacked the donkey with a hit on his head cutting off his ears, but the donkey survived the attack and managed to run away.
And that was in Oslo 1993
Lion: Go get the donkey or I will eat you.
Fox: I will, but you have to be fast this time.
The fox went to visit the donkey again.
Fox: You stupid, you stupid, why you left? You lost this post, don’t you want to be the king of the jungle?
Donkey: you fox, you want to fool me, the lion wants to eat me.
Fox: Oh silly, he is truly wants you to be the king of the jungle.
Donkey: How would you explain then attacking me and cutting off my ears?
Fox: You silly, how the Crown would be installed on your head with these big ears?
Donkey: you are right, let’s go to the lion again.
When the donkey approached, the lion attacked him again, hitting him on his back cutting off his tail, the donkey run away again.

And that was in Sharm el-Sheikh 2005.

Lion: Go get the donkey or I will eat you.
Fox: I am tired of you Lion! But OK I will.
Fox returned to the donkey.
Fox: What is your problem you stupid?
Donkey: You are a liar, he wants to hurt me, and you said he wants me to be the King of the Jungle.
Fox: You fool, tell me? How do you sit on the throne with this long tail?
Donkey: I didn’t thought of this!..Maybe you are right…, take me to the lion to apologize.
The fox took the donkey to the lion for the third time
Donkey: I am so sorry, please ..I am ready to take the post.
Lion: Doesn’t matter, it was just different points of views.
A deadly bite from his neck was enough, before his last breath, he was heard shouting:
Where do I put the crown?…where do I put the crown?…
Lion: Fox, give his lungs, brain, liver, kidney and take the rest for you.
Fox: Ok
Fox eating the brain and returned with the lungs, kidneys and liver.
Lion: O Fox Where is the brain?
Fox: O King of the jungle I did not find it.
Lion: How is that?
Fox: if he had one, why he returned to you after cutting his ears and tail?
Lion: You are right fox, my best friend.

And this Bush’s call for a new ME peace conference.